4. Pretty much everyone with just one name except for Madonna cos she's still pretty hot.
5. Dave Grohl
6. Chris Martin
7. Adam Sandler
9. Ellen Degeneres
10. Jesse Jackson
11. Tom from MySpace
12. Anyone with over two-thousand friends on MySpace.
13. Dr. Phil
14. Rupert Murdoch
15. Andy Milonakis
16. The Moz
17. Paul McCartney or Ringo Starr. They should have a fight to the death so they can see who the ultimate Beatle is.
18. Marilyn Manson
19. Trent Reznor
20. People who wear Von Dutch and don't know that he's dead or he designed stuff for cars or that he was a white supremacist.
21. The people who make Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, and The Simpsons because the new seasons fucking blow.
22. Rivers Quomo because he's fucking OLD.
23. Jimmy Page because I didn't even know he was still alive and Led Zeppelin sucks my asshole.
24. People that think Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix are the greatest things to happen to the world since the discovery of marijuana.
26. People that make band movies in general because they always give them this sugarcoated hero type of look. There is nothing heroic about being addicted to heroin and fucking women you don't know every night.